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The wall had it coming.
I didn't understand a single work someone pls translate
Why does he sound so polite in Spanish? he has way more words to curse
I broke my neck when I was 9. Or more explicitly I fractured the sixth vertabre of my neck. If the break was an inch lower I may have paralyzed, or dead. But when we went to the hospital I dont remeber waiting long before I was given a room and sat watching attack of the clones while waiting for the results. The nurse came in and asked my mom for the helmet I was racing in and said that the doctor at children's would want to see it. Apparently they didnt tell us I broke my neck or that we were being moved, by ambulance, to the children's hospital not far away. I was given a blanket that I still have to this day and was escorted to children's. It was like 11pm when we went to the E.R. cause I was a stubborn motehrfucker and I wanted to race my bike some more and played football for half an hour before leaving, and it was midnight before I was transferred. The entire night I was being moved from gurney to gurney and one time even to what seemed like a metal table with wheels. I have adhd and am a very active child and when I tell you that was the msot still I've ever been you better believe because for 12 hours I couldnt move. So when i finally stopped being moved everywhere I was given a neck brace and sent home with plenty of stuff to explain to show wanted to know. And since my moms car was at the memorial hospital 45 minutes away and the metro train wasn't working my aunt picked me and my mom up at like 1 pm the next day. And you better beleive I had a hell of a story to tell people at school on Monday. Mind you I was in the 4rth grade and i was known for notoriously injuring myself but this took the cake.
They were already on the decline before the vaccine was started
Wait till the end, it looks more like your throwing up gang sign
This is why in karate they taught us to use the darn index and middle finger knuckle.
Ahhh so thats why when i punched my front door everytime i would turn my hand that spot specifically was hurting like helll😭😭 i never got it checked thats propably why from time to time it still hurt😅😅😅🥲
LOL oh my gawd Bien hecho
This type of energy is what makes people not want the covid vaccine, bro acts like he’s so high and mighty. Take a chill pill bud, clearly vaccines work. Anyone who says otherwise is a moron. 99% of the so called “anti-Vaxers” aren’t anti-vax at all and think like me. I’m definitely not opposed and will get the covid one but I sure as hell ain’t gonna be one the first or hold it to such a high standard like it’s something to flaunt? Few reasons I’m waiting- one being that I’m not at risk nor do I work in a profession such as healthcare, second being that never before has a vaccine come out this quick. I mean look at what happened with Johnson & Johnson, this probably won’t be an issue again but can you say for sure? I can’t. I’m not at risk so I’ll be one of the last ty very much.
I have extra iron in my body so call me Iron Woman!
I found u on YT. .. didn't even follow you on TikTok. I will now.
What if the patient wakes up in the middle of the surgery? What will you guys do? Stop the surgery or give more anesthesia?
This is me But with pepsi or ice-cream 😂ieat ice-cream and then catch cold and I eat even more ice-cream to cure it😂😂😂
Lmao. Only true beings understand
Well, those MFs need to go to the ER so they can get a shot with the biggest needle. For real, your stuff is so hilarious and informative.
Ima start walking in emergency rooms and say it quiet in here and walk out
i had no regrets
Wanna fix it, ignore it and use a different platform There, problem solved
Yup, that's called "debridement". Not so funny story: had a g/f who went motorcycle riding without me, and didn't wear her gear. When she crashed, I met up with her at the hospital, where I helped the nurses hold down this 93 lb woman while they debrided her legs. Yea... no. I hope I NEVER have to do that again.
I have a broken leg and btw i was in socer traning so like not so much a docter told me to keep traning like wtf i have broken bone he friken made walk on it to my mom i dont now how i walked on it i cant now but im traying
Yeah I hate those constraints. Used to have grand maw (sp?) seizures and when I almost bit off my tongue they used binds AND straps.
I did call ahead once but that was just to let them know that I had Covid so they could be ready for that mess involved.
SO WHAT THE FUCK DO I CLEAN MY EARS WITH IF I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PRODUCING TOO MUCH EAR WAX
Well tiktok is for 5 year olds welcome to the real platform!
Noooo your hilarious..and the advice is pretty legit...going to follow u now
Tik Tok wack stay on youtube
I once 0ut some cotton in my ears to stop all the different strange sounds I heard so I could sleep. The next morning I could only get one of the peices of cotton out. After a while my mom took me to someone and they washed it out with a weird medical pump thing. Now I'm just used to the strange sounds, something I'm gonna have to live with thx to ma damn third ass eye.
I wanna C a doctor and a anti vaxxer have a debate
Take a tip from MrBallin switch to DEfasts it's a much better platform.
I get chest pains from anxiety and phycosis induced panic attacks, it hurts like hell but laying down usually helps Especially if its panic attacks. Had an aunt who died from a heart attack. Perfectly healthy just collapsed.
I love this guy 😆
Your to fucking awesome to be banned 😜😋🤪
Hey dont swear my brother is watching shorts vids
Hearing him say, "sláinte" just hurts my soul, and I'm Native American...
Why does he swear weirdly
Yeah, I was strolled in. Ambulances rock mother fuckers. It's like a private car, but it's very. Very. Very bloody. Sometimes. Well it was when I left it.
I'm not gonna get the vaccine because my momma said it's made from the devil
This would be meeeee bro. If I worked at an ER and saw this I’d do the same thing bruh. Nah. I do it already in school bruhhh cause people are dumb as shiii
My brother literally ONLY FUCKING EATS HOT CHEETOS unless my mom makes his favorite souo
This probably does more harm than good. Let's stick with chest compressions. 👍🏻😆
Uuhhhhh can anyone comment what he said in Emglish
I use warm water and peroxide in a bulb to flush my ears out. But, even impacted, I have sensitive hearing. When completely cleaned, I have very sensitive hearing. I can hear whispers as plain as day. But, unfortunately, I also have misophonia.
I’m so sorry 😞 I can’t believe TikTok did that😖😭😭😭😭
Lemme go stoned into the ER to get some free food
Well, at least you can continue tips from the er on youtube
Am I the only person who can legit smell the cheetos?
You forgot to mention how the patient is usually fully awake for for the placement of the chest tube. That's some interesting shit to watch happen to yourself.
What is "popcorn lung" for 1000, Al- ...oh, I already miss Mr. Trebek.
This was so fun Last Night
That thing he did with his tongue 👅
The problem with tha vaccine is that it doesn’t work like a normal vaccine where they insert a dead part of the virus so that the body get’s imune to it. Instead it makes the body to make a protein(i’ll call it protein s) that has spikes like Coronavirus, and to hope that if you get infected the imune system to fight covid. But what u might not know is that the body doesn’t fight with covid as if you already got covid once. The vaccine makes the body attack the protein s and sometimes the bosy attack’s covid and sometimes the vaccine is useles. And if you already got covid and u get a vaccine there is a higher chance to die that the chance if you do it but you didn’t had it. And if let’s say you didn’t had covid, but if you would you would be a critical pacient, there is a considerabile chance if you do the vaccine the body would react just like if you had covid. If you want to vaccinate i don’t say not to do it, this comment is to know more about the vaccine and about the risks.
I love this dude🤣🤣🤣 he makes learning things about hospitals fun.... Just like my man clawboss, he makes learning about school buses fun.... We need more of this
I left really nice sized blood stain on the waiting room floor. After an hour I started to lose color. So I got bumped.
My grandpa broke his foot and he knew he wouldn't be able to drive back from his local hospital. So the madlad just drives a 120km with a broken foot to the town my familiy lives to go to our hospital so we can pick him up. Nothing can stop him despite his age. Love you grandpa
Can we say silent?
He spelled chest like cheat
Now do It in German
Cancel culture runs the world I'm sorry that you got canceled bro stay on DEfasts you most likely won't get canceled here
Fck tiktok.... stick with the best.... us youtubers 🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌 we love you here and many of us dont even do tiktok, insta, or whatever tf is out there. Rebels 🤪🤪😆😆
Why would they go to jail
“Take your damn pants off” that’s e first time that was said to me 🥵
My mom when I had a broken shoulder: oooor we can just not go, because the camp nurses said you're fine, and just need exercise.
Stress and anxiety is super real 😂
Ez he says
Ur a dumbass
What if the action caused it? 🤔🤔🤔
Where do you live? I want you to be my doctor😂😂
I’m sorry they banned you. That’s unfair. Keep posting on DEfasts and maybe try making another account on tik tok
Plot twist: He made this video as an excuse to eat hot cheetoes
JOEY WE NEED A BED sir this is a Wendy’s
So sincere question MuFKR. My gynocologist just cost me my life insurance policy cause they released some bullshit info to them that I didn't sign for or know about. Is that illegal?